Ask me anything

Submit

Happily married mother of 4 & a MIL SO.

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

image

oh god what did i do

image

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

image

HOLY FUCKING COW.

image

OKAY IT’S TRUE

imageWHAT

image

image

???

image

image

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

image

I stand corrected oh dear lord

image

Um guys

(via diarod)

5 hours ago
924,170 notes

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via underbillyskilt)

2 days ago
425,327 notes

katieandbabynala:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

WTFFFFF

5 months ago
485,580 notes
gwydtheunusual:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

gwydtheunusual:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

(via michelle-in-wond3rland)

5 months ago
131,130 notes

truestrength525:

tastefullyoffensive:

Redneck Retreiver

This is my favorite thing ever

(via chelseachatterbox)

2 days ago
37,848 notes

Baby & toddler clothes give away??

I’m thinking about doing a give away for my kids clothes. They are all barely worn. I dunno how many people would even be interested. I guess if a good amount of people are interested I will take phor os and start the give away.

Let me know mommies!! Or soon to be mommies!

Msg me, like the post, and reblog for others to let me know?

I also have brand new baby blankets too. No tags because I washed them then stored them.

5 months ago
3 notes